About

So you have this mom blog and everyone you know reads it. But there are some stories you just can’t share there. You know, that one about the 3am trip to the strip club where you bought drinks from the strippers in the bathroom. Or that wild story from your past that is a freaking brilliant story but not if your kids heard it. Maybe you just need to talk about how your kid asked about why you and Daddy were doing the bumpy hug. Yeah, you’ve got the stories. And you need somewhere to share ‘em.

Welcome to Purdy Mouth Mama. Where your purdy mouth can spill all those golden stories.

Just send your submissions to PurdyMouthMama AT gmail.com and sign up for our RSS feed so you don’t miss your own story featured here. Confidentiality is always assumed and will be respected so make sure when you submit, you let us know what kind of Purdy Mama name you’d like to be identified by. Alternately, you can give us your real name and/or blog and we’ll link to more of your stories.

Purdy Mouth Mama reserves the right to reject any story submitted. You may call us dirty bitches if it makes you feel better.

Enjoy your visit!

Who is your Purdy Mouth Mama Editor?

When you submit your story to Purdy Mouth Mama, you might want to know a little about who’s reading, editing and posting your smash while simultaneously protecting your identity from the rest of the world (namely your partner and kids). That would be Elaine, also known as Wannabe Hippie. Elaine got the idea for this site while standing around out front of a coffee shop with a bunch of other mother’s after their weekly knitting group. The mama’s had started telling those stories they couldn’t share on their blogs and wishing for an outlet to write them up. One suggested the need for a collaborative blog and Elaine, a total blog whore, grabbed onto the concept and made it happen. That night.

Purdy Mouth Mama was born.

There will be guest editors and occasionally a story from Elaine’s past will make it into the pages (not gonna tell you which ones) but in general, this will be your blog. Where you can unload the strange happenings of your Soccer Mom life without fear your Mother-In-Law will read and judge. So come on, ladies. Submit.

You know you want to.